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    The Weirdest Foods People Enter Into The MyFitnessPal App

    Are we really all that surprised that things get sexual? NSFW warning.

    MissGiselleM
    by MissGiselleM

    Community Contributor

    Cat Poop

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    Tino: You will eat that cat poop!

    Ron Burgundy: I will not eat cat poop!

    Tino: You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again!

    Ron Burgundy: Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak?

    [he eats the cat poop]

    Sperm

    Ladies, if you were wondering where those extra lbs came from...

    Horse Meat

    There are a surprising number of options for this one.

    Crickets

    Another one with a surprising number of related results.

    Booger

    From My Nose... As opposed to eating boogers from my neighbor's nose? Also, one can obtain a box of boogers?

    Testicles

    And you thought "Rocky Mountain Oysters" were a fresh water, inland mollusk.

    Human Meat

    Ummmmm ....

    Sweet Pussy aka "Poontang"

    "But honey, it won't affect your diet..."

    Vomiting

    I guess if you log what's coming in, you may as well log what's coming back out...

    Puppy Chow

    I was actually searching for puppy meat when I found this gem. Cuz, you know, even though I eat dog food I still want to maintain my figure.

    Vagina

    1 Vag = 69 Calories. Tee hee... 69! Get it?

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