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    What It Is Like To Do A Walk Of Shame

    So you went out last night, you had a little too much to drink, you met a guy and the beer goggles told you that he was Ryan Gosling.

    You wake you, look at the person next to you and you're like...

    He doesn't look anything like Ryan Gosling!

    So you put your clothes on as gracefully as possible

    Then sneak out as gracefully as you can

    On your way out you bump into his roommate

    Who can't stop staring at your boobs

    And you're like, 'yeah they're just tits.'

    You make it out the door and realise that you don't have enough money for a cab

    Plus you've ran out of battery on your phone

    You just want to die

    You don't feel so good

    Then you start to feel sorry for yourself

    You start to cry

    Which makes you angry because you look like Kim Kardashian when you cry

    You just want to go home

    And get some sleep

    So you decide to walk

    You notice that people keep staring

    Even Elena from the Vampire Diaries is like...

    Because you look like this

    But in your head you look like this

    So you're like...

    You look her up and down

    You throw some stink in her direction

    Then you walk away

    Then you suddenly realise where you are

    You run towards your front door

    When you get there you're like...

    Then the hangover kicks in

    You get into bed

    Then you tell yourself

    Then next week you're like...