What It Is Like To Do A Walk Of Shame

So you went out last night, you had a little too much to drink, you met a guy and the beer goggles told you that he was Ryan Gosling.

You wake you, look at the person next to you and you’re like…

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He doesn’t look anything like Ryan Gosling!

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So you put your clothes on as gracefully as possible

But you’re still a little drunk so it doesn’t go so well.

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Then sneak out as gracefully as you can

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On your way out you bump into his roommate

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Who can’t stop staring at your boobs

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And you’re like, ‘yeah they’re just tits.’

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You make it out the door and realise that you don’t have enough money for a cab

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Plus you’ve ran out of battery on your phone

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You just want to die

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You don’t feel so good

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Then you start to feel sorry for yourself

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You start to cry

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Which makes you angry because you look like Kim Kardashian when you cry

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You just want to go home

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And get some sleep

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So you decide to walk

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You notice that people keep staring

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Even Elena from the Vampire Diaries is like…

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Because you look like this

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But in your head you look like this

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So you’re like…

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You look her up and down

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You throw some stink in her direction

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Then you walk away

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Then you suddenly realise where you are

In fact you literally live round the corner

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You run towards your front door

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When you get there you’re like…

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Then the hangover kicks in

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You get into bed

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Then you tell yourself

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Then next week you’re like…

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