SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTCHAAAAHH

I danced with him once at dance party he threw with Dan Savage. Best. Night. Ever.

It feels like this is an advert for Klout.

You are probably my favorite commenter on Buzzfeed.

How are they related?

In 1997 I downloaded my first pirated song via an AOL warez chatroom. I think it was Beck or Bush. Some band that starts with a ‘B’. It took over an hour to download.  Did that for awhile, then around 2000 started using Napster sporadically and then started pirating most of my music when Kazaa-lite blew up, maybe 2002? Just goes to show how long it’s taken for record companies to evolve. People downloaded their shit years before iTunes and PB came along.

Hmm, I wonder if there’s any good raver articles on Buzzfeed.

DO LOVE

When I was a wee lass, my grandmother would tell me this was my grandpa. (My grandfather had died some years before but I didn’t know about stuff like that yet.) I went to school and repeated it and my teachers sent me home with autograph requests and piles of shit to sign. We lived in Miami, so I guess it was feasible that George Jones could be my grandfather, but Christ.

I wasn’t even thinking about kids when I considered making colored spaghetti. But hey, you sound lots of fun.