Well shit, I’m taking my mom to this concert.

Don’t forget Earl Sweatshirt…

brb crying

Just get over it. This article isn’t any better by bringing light to these scenes again as Disney was for making them.

That quote was from an episode of ‘Chelsea Lately’ around the time Conor Kennedy and Taylor broke up. This isn’t new and it isn’t that big of a deal if you understand the crude humor of ‘Chelsea Lately’.

This is my life right now, minus Dave Matthews and $1.50 movies.

What’s so special about a woman who looks like a duck 100% of the time?

My school is really in to trying new healthy options. Just last Friday during lunch, students were able to taste test new fruit smoothies and fruit parfaits. After they tried them, students placed stickers on a designated board to tell whether they would eat this at lunch or not. Almost every student said they would. Obviously when you give an elementary student a fruit parfait, it can get a little messy. The problem is, the old lunch ladies complain about the extra clean up so much the administration cuts out the new healthy food.

Does anyone care more about Mike Boogie in the “having freakishly long arms helps me scratch my back easier”? I want to know what Phelps and Boogie do together!

I think BuzzFeed has a weird fetish for thigh gaps and I think this needs to stop now.