The Most Energized Spokesmen Of Our Time

The best kind of spokesman is self-aware, but still preposterously excited about the product they are pitching.

1. Billy Mays

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4rdhkUKrlE.

Rest in peace, dear Billy Mays. You were one of the greatest spokesmen ever. We will forever be reminded of you when we hear someone yelling in a jovial manner.

2. Thunder Dave

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=09R27IQDiwU.

Thunder Dave is the new spokesman for MiO Energy, an all new energy water enhancer that you can take anywhere. He’s not your average pitchman, but that’s why we love him!

3. Vince Offer

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VTmC7UQj7_M.

C’mon, you totally want a Slap Chop now, right?

4. Tony Little

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XRH15i-1K38.

“YOU CAN DO IT!”

5. ‪Matthew Lesko

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uZt9qVHtjCQ.

Who knew getting free money was so easy?

6. Joe Fowler

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TzOQaPq5RKU.

You can tell Mr. Fowler is influenced by Billy Mays. (I mean, who wouldn’t. He’s the best of the best.)

7. Susan Powter

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=p063wg78Yss.

“STOP THE INSANITY!”
Susan Powter gives you real talk.

8. Richard Simmons

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f5R3zW9vhA0.

Richard Simmons is so bubbly and happy. How can he not put a smile on your face?

9. Professor Amos

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Z-dydBYH9Q.

Shocking!