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You can openly gossip in public because most people can’t understand what you’re saying.
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You sound hella cultured and worldly when you speak another language.
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Even when you're saying something mundane, it sounds so much more eloquent than it would in English.
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You actually enjoy watching foreign films because you don't have to deal with those annoying subtitles.
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You can travel to a foreign country and have no problem getting around because you understand the language there.
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And the locals will think you're très cool because you can chat it up with them in their native tongue.
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You can sing along to foreign songs and actually understand all the lyrics.
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Being bilingual totally gives you bonus points on the hotness scale.
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And even dirty talk sounds romantic in a foreign language.
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Studying abroad is all fun and games when you're bilingual because you don’t have to deal with a language barrier.
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You can sign up for college classes in your language for an easy GPA boost.
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Mentioning you're bilingual on your resumé is a major plus when applying to jobs.
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You’re pretty much guaranteed a side job tutoring because there’s always someone trying to learn your linguistic ways.
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Cursing in another language is a great way to let out your frustrations, and it’s family-friendly as far as anyone else can tell.
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When you go to certain restaurants you can pronounce the menu items with the proper accent and impress your date.
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You instantly befriend anyone you meet who speaks your lingo.
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When people assume you're ridiculously smart because you speak another language, you don't deny it.
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Your friends always look to you as the all mighty language guru like you're the royal highness Rosetta Stone.
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And you can always have some fun of your own and teach them bad words without telling them.
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If you’re feeling really sneaky, you can keep your bilingualism a secret to eavesdrop on conversations in your language.
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And if you catch someone talking shit, you can make a power play and call them out in their language.
