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When it feels like you're waiting a whole damn century for it to finally kick in.
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And when your friends tell you to give it a minute, but you get impatient and take another hit anyway.
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When it hits you all at once and you feel so freaking high like holy shit maybe you're dying idk idk.
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When you experience the absolute WORST cotton mouth in the history of cotton mouth.
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When you look like a rabid zombie because your eyes are so bloodshot.
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When literally the dumbest shit entertains you for hours.
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When you can't help but laugh uncontrollably at EVERY. LITTLE. THING.
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And when your never-ending laughter freaks out your friends.
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When you’re overcome with extreme paranoia and worry that you're going to get in huge trouble for being high.
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When you don't want someone to know you're high AF and try your best to play it off.
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When you start thinking about time and space and you realize you’re only a tiny molecule in the universe you live in.
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When you don't think you look high at all and then you look in the mirror.
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When you enter a state of total relaxation and all your problems magically vanish in a cloud of smoke.
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When the couch feels so ridiculously comfortable you just vegetate there for hours.
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When you start waxing philosophical and your friends think you're a total genius.
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When someone turns on the TV and it’s legit the most fascinating shit you’ve ever seen in your life.
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When you hear music and enter a groovy trance.
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When you and your friends manage to have an entire conversation about absolutely nothing but it still feels meaningful as hell.
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When you get emotional and vent to anyone who’ll listen.
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When suddenly all you can think about is food. All the food in the world. NEED. FOOD. NOW.
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When you find the perfect munchie and go to town.
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When you don't even notice time go by and realize you've done nothing all day.
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When you pass out and enter the most peaceful slumber you’ve experienced since the womb.
