1. As soon as you feast your eyes on something delicious it's like love at first bite.
2. You absolutely refuse to waste a single morsel no matter the circumstance.
3. You've considered entering a food eating contest once because win or lose you still get a tasty treat in the process.
4. You always have a pair of stretchy sweatpants handy to get you through those heftier meals.
5. The way you feel at the end of a meal is the same kind of sadness you feel at the end of a vacation.
6. You have strong opinions about your favorite foods and never miss an opportunity to advocate for them.
7. You know you have eyes bigger than your stomach, but as soon as it's time to chow you get so pumped you can't resist going overboard.
8. Your social life shamelessly revolves around where you're going to eat, what you're going to eat, and who you're going to eat with.
9. You've experienced a serious food coma before, but still won't let that stop your culinary quest.
10. It's important to note that you and your food are NOT in an open relationship. That shit is for your mouth and your mouth only.
11. And God forbid someone tries to mess with your munchies and sneak a bite off your plate.
12. You use birthdays and special occasions as excuses to eat unhealthy amounts of cake.
13. When a friend says they're full, you swoop in to give them a hand because you feel it's your duty.
14. You feel like you're missing out on an amazing culinary experience when your friends order food without you.
15. You love to experiment with new flavors and unusual combinations, despite the fact that you sometimes risk upsetting your stomach.
16. Your biggest pet peeve is picky eaters who judge your taste in food they've never even tried. WAY TO JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
17. You've gotten into a fight when someone carelessly threw away a perfectly delicious leftover that you were saving for later.
18. You hate when your waiter wastes precious meal time with small talk when all you want to do is place your goddamn order. YOU CAME HERE TO EAT NOT TO CHAT.
19. People always jokingly try to make you choose between sex and food because they think it's such a tough decision for you to make.
20. But even though you won't necessarily admit it, food always wins.
ALWAYS.
21. You might as well be in a relationship with food because you love it so much and know it'll always ~be there for you~.
