23 Dinosaurs Who Didn't Make The Cut For "Jurassic World"

    Eat your heart out, Indominus Rex.

    Minou Clark
    by Minou Clark

    Community Contributor

    1. "What do you mean I'm not a convincing Stegosaurus? I've been method acting in preparation for this role for months."

    2. "I may not look like the best choice for the role of Indominus Rex, but I know I would have great chemistry with Chris Pratt."

    3. "I've been told I do a mean Triceratops impression. Uncanny, right? Eh?"

    4. "I was potty trained early JUST so I could land this role."

    5. "I always get type cast as the young ingenue but I'm looking for a role with more cat-titude this time."

    6. "But don't you think I'd fit right in with the Raptor squad?"

    7. "Well this is awkward. I could've sworn my agent said this was an audition for the sequel Jurassic Pug."

    8. "What the hell do you mean I'm too small to play a dinosaur? Ever heard of special effects?"

    9. "I was told it's professional to take a bow at the end of an audition so......"

    10. "Will I get to meet Chris Pratt at the audition?"

    11. "Can I at least get cast as an extra? Every movie needs a dog in the background."

    12. "The cat is my acting coach. She's taught all of the greats: all 101 dalmatians, Babe, Air Bud...you name it."

    13. "Let me know where to stand in front of the camera and my personal assistant will place me there."

    14. "Not gonna lie...I'm starting to sweat in this costume."

    15. "I was actually the voice of Reptar in Rugrats believe it or not."

    16. "You guys seriously expect me to deliver an Oscar-worthy performance reading lines with this guy?"

    17. "I've been practicing my roar for a while now and I think it's almost there."

    18. "I hope you don't mind, the monologue I've memorized is from the last Jurassic Park movie."

    19. "What's my line again?"

    20. "My acting background includes mostly classical Shakespeare productions, but I've always wanted to be in a summer blockbuster."

    21. "Wait. IS THAT CHRIS PRATT?"

    22. "I'm really trying to branch away from my modeling career and dive head first into the dramatic arts."

    23. "Honestly I'm confused and didn't have much time to prepare for this audition."