20 Things All Single People Should Do On Valentine's Day

Who said this day can't be fun for everyone?

1. Cry.

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2. Fade away into the darkness.

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RIP.

3. Listen to Nickelback.

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4. Stare into space.

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Fun!

5. Go to the DMV.

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Yay!

6. Take the SATs.

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7. Wax your butthole.

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Cute!

8. Play Solitaire.

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Other fun games include: Sudoku, crossword puzzles, and regular puzzles!

9. Pick your nose.

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Ain't nothing wrong with digging for gold.

10. Chop some onions.

Epic

Don't let Shakira hog all the fun.

11. File your taxes.

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Woohoo! Taxes!

12. Call your ex.

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Hi, Satan. How have you been?

13. Write in your diary.

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You hear that? It's the sound of the world's smallest violin.

14. Listen to Sam Smith with the lights off.

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Pure. Joy.

15. Crochet.

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Who needs love when you can crochet?!

16. Join Farmers Only.

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Nothing like some good old rural romance!

17. Apply to be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette.

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This is totally a valid option.

18. Report every Valentine's Day photo on Instagram as "inappropriate."

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ALL THESE HAPPY COUPLES CAN SUCK IT.

19. Fart loudly.

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Let it rip! You earned it!

20. Cry some more.

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Be sure to hydrate after all those tears!