Expectation Vs. Reality: The 4th Of July

"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread." -- Bill Cosby

You've already decided this WILL be the best day of your summer!

You won't be feeling like a plastic bag, trust me!

Reality, all of your friends are out of town…you literally have no plans

What happened to June?!

At the beach getting star spangled hammered! #MURICA

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE USA!

Reality, the idea of starting a new TV series doesn't seem like that bad of idea...

I guess we'll start with Game of Thrones.

All of your social media posts look like this!

#RedWhiteAndBooze #USAAAAYE #Blessed

Reality, "I'll just instagram a patriotic quote I found on Pinterest."

We've all done this…right?!

BBQs, House Parties, Day Drinking, Corn Hole….

Reality, everyone decides to have their own BBQ house party…

Why didn't someone just make a Facebook event?!

BEST FIREWORKS SHOW YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!

that was the best one, wait no that one, WAIT NO THAT ONE! I can't decide it's all so BEAUTIFUL!

Reality… that one guy at the party!

Wow, my diet and workout plan actually worked this summer! #AmericanStrong

Okay, moving onto reality...

Reality, hoping the blue icing on the cake doesn't turn your teeth blue

Too late!

Speaking of diet, lets celebrate summer and freedom with ice cream!

"I'm stuffed."

Reality………….

Okay, so those patriotic jello-shooters got the best of ya! #SorryNotSorry

Everyone will sing and dance to this horribly fantastic song!

All she had was her dreams and a cardigan!

Reality, everyone sings and dances to this horribly fantastic song!

(remember when Miley looked like this?!)

But at the end of the day it doesn't matter how you're celebrating - You're Proud To Be An American!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!