1. Adelaide, the only place to be.
2. Where the saying "never read the comments" was invented.
just waiting for a decent comment on @adelaidenow #adelaidememes #grammarnazis #adelaide
3. Where dealing with government services is a laugh a minute.
4. Where wandering down North Terrace is a minefield.
5. Where the North is to be feared.
6. Where public transport is a general concept.
7. Where catching it can be dicing with death.
8. Where the facilities are left wanting...
9. ...the creativity is ~booming~...
10. ...and the vehicles take on a life of their own.
11. Where the general public can't be trusted on the roads.
12. Like honestly Adelaide, come on.
13. Where the eastern suburbs really know how to fuck up.
14. Where the architecture comes straight from Hollywood.
15. Where the bigots are mocked.
16. Where everyone knows the pecking order...
17. ...but ultimately it doesn't even matter.
18. Where night spots are mourned.
19. And where other nightspots are avoided like the plague.
20. Where local delicacies are taken very serious.
21. And where one mistake can make a big impact.
