1. The following letter was found by an English teacher on the floor of a high school classroom in South Los Angeles.
2. It reads:
3. TO MY BOO, HAY BOO. CAN’T WAIT TILL I SEE YOU WITH THIS LETTER. BUT WHEN YA DO, I’LL BE WATCHING.
4. YA KNOW SOON YOU WILL BE MY BABY BOO WITH YOUR SEXY FINE SELF.
5. FIRST YOU GOTTA DUMP THAT BITCH YOU ARE GOING WITH. SHE LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN.
6. BUT ME I’M FINE. BIG BANGIN TITS. A JUICY FINE ASS BOOTY. AND A BODY SO SEXY AND SMOOTH.
7. YOU WILL LOVE ME IN BED. I WILL HAVE FUN FUCKIN YOUR FINE TALL SEXY CHOCOLATE SELF. I WILL RIDE THAT BIG SWIPPER OF YOURS SO GOOD.
8. YOU WON’T WANT ME 2 STOP TAKING A LICK FROM YO LOLLY POP. BOO I’LL DO THAT SHIT GOOD NON STOP.
9. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION AND GET WITH ME BECAUSE I’M A FREAK THAT YOU CAN’T RESIST. LOVE YO SECRET ADMIRIOR
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10. Kids, man. Also, what the heck is a swipper?
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