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This Teenager’s Obscene Love Letter Has To Be Seen To Be Believed

Shakespeare this is not.

1. The following letter was found by an English teacher on the floor of a high school classroom in South Los Angeles.

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2. It reads:

3. TO MY BOO, HAY BOO. CAN’T WAIT TILL I SEE YOU WITH THIS LETTER. BUT WHEN YA DO, I’LL BE WATCHING.

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4. YA KNOW SOON YOU WILL BE MY BABY BOO WITH YOUR SEXY FINE SELF.

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5. FIRST YOU GOTTA DUMP THAT BITCH YOU ARE GOING WITH. SHE LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN.

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6. BUT ME I’M FINE. BIG BANGIN TITS. A JUICY FINE ASS BOOTY. AND A BODY SO SEXY AND SMOOTH.

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7. YOU WILL LOVE ME IN BED. I WILL HAVE FUN FUCKIN YOUR FINE TALL SEXY CHOCOLATE SELF. I WILL RIDE THAT BIG SWIPPER OF YOURS SO GOOD.

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8. YOU WON’T WANT ME 2 STOP TAKING A LICK FROM YO LOLLY POP. BOO I’LL DO THAT SHIT GOOD NON STOP.

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9. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION AND GET WITH ME BECAUSE I’M A FREAK THAT YOU CAN’T RESIST. LOVE YO SECRET ADMIRIOR

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10. Kids, man. Also, what the heck is a swipper?

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