1. To look at strangers with an incredibly serious expression and whisper, “I see dead people.”
3. To pass gas while doing a karate kick and singing, “Everybody was kung-fu farting!”
4. To reply “a ladies’ man” when someone asks them what they’re going to be when they grow up.
5. Or to answer the same question with a Monty Python-esque, “I want to be a lumberjack!”
7. To shake their head and say, “I am not amused.”
9. To say, “Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.”