1.
You wake up many times a night to go into another person's room and sing a song.
2.
You've become convinced that it's your duty to brush other people's teeth.
3.
You regularly wait in long lines to meet adults dressed up in costumes.
4.
You’ve stopped watching TV shows for adults and started to watch Sesame Street every day.
5.
You're no longer disturbed by the idea of having other people’s bodily fluids on you.
6.
There's been a disturbing increase in the amount of baby talk that escapes from your mouth.
7.
You've become obsessed with whether people put their shoes away.
8.
Going into public with stains on your clothing has become a regular thing.
9.
You watch the same movies (or listen to the same songs) over and over and over again.
10.
You say horrible things to people that they can't unhear (and you don't even realize they're horrible).
11.
TV commercials make you weep.
12.
You've lost all ability to be embarrassed.
13.
Not only that, but you take glee in embarrassing others as much as possible.
14.
You wake up at the crack of dawn on the weekends to watch children play sports.
15.
You believe that if someone simply lives under your roof you have dominion over all aspects of their life.
16.
Homicidal thoughts have become increasingly common.
17.
You regularly watch people go to the bathroom.
