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25 Products All Sarcastic Parents Need

I almost lost my kids once... I guess I didn't take them far enough into the woods.

1. These sticky notes for when your kids need a friendly reminder:

2. And these for when your kids need something slightly more forceful:

3. This T-shirt for when you're breastfeeding:

4. And this one for when your kids are on your last nerve:

5. This family window sticker for the back of your car:

6. This sign for when your teenagers get a little mouthy:

7. And this T-shirt for when they dare to roll their eyes at you:

8. This pillow that knows your heart:

9. This stamp for when you're feeling mushy (in your own way):

10. This card for when you want to "welcome" a new mom to the club:

11. This poster to hang in your kids' bathroom:

12. This T-shirt that answers 83% of your kid's questions:

13. This pee shield that turns the sarcasm up to ten during diaper changes:

14. This coffee mug that awesomely sub-tweets your kids:

15. And this travel coffee mug that keeps it real:

16. This book from a mom as sarcastic as you:

17. And this one from an equally sarcastic dad:

18. This embroidered hanging for a baby room that doesn't make you sick from sweetness:

19. This motivational poster that doesn't elicit an eye roll:

20. This mouse pad guaranteed to dissuade your kids from wanting to use your computer:

21. And this case that needles your kid when they ask to play on your phone:

22. This cap to wear behind the wheel:

23. This ping pong paddle that just gets you:

24. This shirt for when you want your kids to know who's boss:

25. And this T-shirt that tells the whole world you're not to be messed with:

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