21 Parents You Meet After Having Kids

And you thought the people in college were weird.

1. The Workaholic

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They corner you at children’s parties and tell you all about their latest business venture — that is, when they’re not scrolling through work emails on their phone.

ID: 2113024

2. The Wine Lover


They bring wine to play dates and even drink it out of sippy cups. You’re a bit worried about them.

ID: 2120111

3. The Hipster

They dress their kid in skinny jeans, oversized glasses, and a Sex Pistols’ T-shirt, even though the kid has never heard a note of their music.

ID: 2113363

4. The Parenting Expert

They ask you how you feed/potty train/discipline your kid, then explain at length why what you’re doing is totally wrong.

ID: 2121720

5. The Social Media Addict

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They can’t let a minute go by without posting a selfie with their kid to Facebook, tweeting a “funny” kid quote, or Instagramming a video at Chuck E. Cheese’s. Those with the biggest problem even post stuff on Google+.

ID: 2120848

6. The Overwhelmed

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They talk about showers the way most people do vacations.

ID: 2114476

7. The Maniac

They roughhouse with their kids everywhere they go, including Sunday church services.

ID: 2120513

8. The Baker

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They can’t attend an event of any kind without bringing dozens of homemade goodies.

ID: 2122051

9. The Certifiably Insane

They scare you, and unfortunately their kid is best friends with yours.

ID: 2114542

10. The Recliner

They somehow manage to raise their children without ever getting up from their La-Z-Boy.

ID: 2114275

11. The Prematurely Old


They’ve cut their hair, wear high-waisted jeans, and can’t wait to tell you all about the interesting things they learned on NPR this morning.

ID: 2124040

12. The Oblivious

They never notice when their kid is about to fall off a ledge or needs a booger wiped off their face.

ID: 2115268

13. The General

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They treat their kids like they’re in the military, and expect full compliance to their rules. Their kids are scared of them and so are you.

ID: 2120803

14. The Health Nut

They’ve somehow convinced their kids to love tomato wedges, and totally judge you for giving yours Doritos even if they’re too polite to say so.

ID: 2113516

15. The Big Kid


They feed their Peter Pan complex by spending hours climbing the jungle gym, watching cartoons, and playing tag with their kids.

ID: 2121446

16. The Helicopter

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They spend all day within arm’s reach of their kid in case they fall down, pick up something dirty, or need a hug.

ID: 2115129

17. The Free Ranger

They rarely have any idea where their kids are and like to say, “They’ll be home when they’re home.”

ID: 2115168

18. The Effortlessly Cool

They make parenting seem totally awesome instead of a series of dirty diapers, tantrums, and PTA meetings.

ID: 2121481

19. The Try Hards


They’re desperate to show that they’re still every bit as cool as they were before kids, but they’re not very convincing.

ID: 2120986

20. The Creeper

They view every school event, trip to the park, and Little League game as an opportunity to pick up on the opposite sex, ring or no ring.

ID: 2121590

21. The Braggart

They want to tell you all about how their youngest just skipped a grade and their oldest is being scouted by UCLA. And did you hear about their daughter, the singer?

ID: 2115462

And then there’s you…


Who is totally nailing this parenting thing, of course.

ID: 2128820

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