1.
When you drop the kids off at the grandparents:
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When you step on a Lego:
3.
When you're waiting for your kid to finish in the bathroom:
4.
When your kid asks where babies come from:
5.
When someone tries to give you unsolicited parenting advice:
6.
When your kid is throwing a tantrum:
7.
When you realize you forgot to pack diapers:
8.
When your kid talks back to you in public:
9.
When your kid's teacher calls out of the blue to have a meeting:
10.
When your partner calls and says they have to stay at work another couple hours:
11.
When someone talks crap about your kid:
12.
When you're waiting for your kid to finish picking up their room:
13.
When you're trying to listen to your kid talk about Minecraft:
14.
When you're trying to talk on the phone but your kid won't stop making noise:
15.
When your kid announces your family's private business in public:
16.
When your kid is on your last nerve but you're trying really hard to keep it together:
17.
When you get home after taking your kids to Chuck E. Cheese's:
