1.
When your kid follows you everywhere (even into the bathroom):
2.
When it's time to discuss the birds and the bees:
3.
When the kid next door has been playing at your house for hours:
4.
When your kids won't stop fighting:
5.
When your kid asks why you keep hounding them about doing their homework:
6.
When you were stuck talking to that rando parent at the park:
7.
When you drop your kid off somewhere and have just enough time for a Target run:
8.
When you say something sarcastic and your kid looks at you, confused.
9.
When you push a stroller into Forever 21:
10.
When your kid wants to walk in front of you at the mall:
11.
When you watch your kid perform in the talent show:
12.
When your kid is excited to show you how he can make his penis grow:
13.
When your kid is dealing with bullies at school:
14.
When you've been stuck at home with the kids and your single friend starts talking about her weekend:
15.
When you simply can't cook another meal:
16.
When your kids keep acting up in the backseat:
17.
When the babysitter cancels at the last minute:
18.
When your kid is making way too much noise:
19.
When your kid complains about being at the kids' table on Thanksgiving:
20.
When you ponder how much Minecraft your kid can play:
21.
When your kid won't stop begging for a cookie:
22.
When someone asks you what it's like having a toddler:
