Modern Family producer Danny Zuker isn't afraid to let it all hang out on Twitter, where he's engaged in a long running feud with Donald Trump.
When he's not trolling Trump, however, he's often writing about his kids in a way that makes you laugh AND hope his kids aren't on Twitter.
1. Like when he marveled at his daughters' uniqueness:
2. Or grew thoughtful when thinking about his son:
3. When he mused about the passage of time:
4. When he dropped this "soccer dad" tweet:
5. And this one:
6. When he, well, tweeted this:
7. And, uh, this:
8. When he got nostalgic:
9. When he reflected on the importance of communication:
10. Especially the need to listen:
11. When he tweeted about those unavoidable quarrels with teenagers:
12. And that beautiful moment when your kid turns into your teacher:
13. When he worried about his children...
14. ...in his own...
15. ...unique...
16. ...way:
17. When he compared himself to other dads:
18. And had no doubt how he rated:
19. When he discussed the concept of favorites:
20. And lastly, when he got real about how he really feels about his kids:
21. (In his own way, of course):
