How To Make Yourself More Badass In 14 Easy Steps

Who do you think you are? John McClane?

1. First, get yourself an awesome sidekick

The robin to your batman should be equally as badass.

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2. And a good nickname

Otherwise, no one will take you seriously. No one.

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3. Challenge yourself

Perhaps the cinnamon challenge? These are the situations where your inner badass will shine. Or not…

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4. But don’t do anything too stupid

Never, ever get into a fight with a jacked Kangaroo. That would just be dumb.

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5. Instead, focus on perfecting your ‘snarl’

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6. Start an intimidating collection

No one will mess with you and your army of tarantulas. Go on, just try it.

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7. Move to a town that truly suits your badass ways

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8. Remember to look the part

Face it, nothing’s more badass than a falcon made of gold.

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9. Capture your most epic moments

They’re yours to remember.

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10. Swag out your… blog?

Yes, you can’t be a true badass without a badass tumblr.

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11. And while you may never be as badass as Hunter S. Thompson…

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12. If you nail the attitude

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13. And the mindset

f*ck the haters. All of them.

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You’ll be on your way…

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14. And if all else fails, don’t worry, there’s always this butt cream.

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