1. Would you rather understand the entire universe but be able to explain none of it or be world-renowned for relentlessly concocting M. Night Shyamalan–style plot twists?
2. Would you rather have an eternal itch or a once-yearly muscle twitch so intense you pass out?
3. Would you rather have a lifelong average relationship with average bedroom activities or a one-night stand that nothing else ever compares to?
4. Would you rather be a pirate prone to motion sickness or a ninja with chronic hiccups?
5. Would you rather only be able to eat excrement-flavored ice cream whenever you want or eat only one more bowl of ice cream of any flavor for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather make your entire browsing history public to correct all your online grammatical errors or spend one minute nude for each error in front of your high school graduating class?
7. Would you rather be a wealthy prince in London during the Great Stink or a pauper in the present day?
8. Would you rather only be able to listen to elevator music for the rest of your life or never listen to music again?
9. Would you rather graduate from an Ivy League on the track for a Nobel prize or graduate from Hogwarts with just As on your O.W.L.s?
10. Would you rather fend off a swarm of bees with an oar or a swarm of piranhas with a shoe?
11. For the rest of your life, would you rather have a mosquito buzzing in your ear or a horsefly bite once a week?
12. Would you rather look great clothed but actually look terrible naked or look incredible naked and look like the Grim Reaper in clothes?
Of course, the correct answer for all of these questions is: No, I won't limit myself like that.
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Instead, I chose to live life HARDER.