1. I think you need to sit down for this.
2. We’ll ease into it. Just start off spreading that butter. Spread it gooood.
3. Ugh, this feels so wrong but so right. But I’m keeping it together.
4. Can it be Thanksgiving already? Right now? Please?
5. Oh…oh hello warm buns rising in the oven.
6. ARHJGKFG STAHP it I can’t handle this bacon-wrapped steak.
7. Do you think you’re ready for dessert, love?
8. Is this making you hungry? Or maybe even…horny?
9. Let’s just call it “horngry” for the sake of argument.
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