On TV I hear 'em talk,
The dumbest story ever told,
During VMA awards
He lost his mind
To a bottle of cognac…
How could you be so dumbass… oh
How could you be so witless? How could you be so,
Drunk as the hobos outside when they booze yo
Just remember you're not at home yo
You need to watch the way you behave with that Taylor ho
I mean after all the alcohol that you consumed
I mean after the costume your bitch squeezed into
And yo I know Beyonce is nice to get bouncy on me
But yo what you did was way beyond silly
And now you gonna have to watch your back
And you gon' show me
That you can handle Hennessy and waning glory
You got no more friends
No calls from homies
If you don't make amends you be so lonely On TV I hear 'em talk,
The dumbest story ever told,
During VMA awards
He lost his mind
To a bottle of cognac…
How could you be so dumbass… oh
How could you be so witless? How could be so drunk and peevish?
Booze brings out a side of you that now we all know
You decided you wanted Beyonce
Why you went at it like a douche? Why, now she's mad you bro?
Homie, you fucked up, you thought you were bold
You couldn't stop, you messed it all up
'Cause shit like this don't nowhere go You run and tell your staff that you are sorry
They say that they think you should not worry
You wait a couple months, hide in your mansion,
The do some charity shows like it's the fashion. On TV I hear 'em talk,
The dumbest story ever told,
During VMA awards
He lost his mind
To a bottle of cognac…
How could you be so dumbass… oh
How could you be so witless? Talkin', talkin', talkin', shit,
Your career is knocked out
They all know that you are through
They all stay away from you
You really fucked up,you see
Not where you want to be.
And now you have enemies
I know you can't believe
That you could do any wrong
and you can't make it right
You better be gone tonight
Into the night… On TV I hear 'em talk,
The dumbest story ever told,
During VMA awards
He lost his mind
To a bottle of whiskey…
How could you be so dumbass… oh
How could you be so witless?