I’m a subway riding parent and I think it’s irresponsible. If you seriously justify shit by saying “they’re little terrors” why the fuck did you become a parent anyway? It’s still your kid, and you owe it to them to not be a shitty parent.

Fuck smiling-I find “bitch face” so weirdly attractive

None of us can spell skoo-kull. And SEPTA is both a public transportation organization and an STD

goddamit number seven!!! cmon now

just buy a bottle of jet alert caffeine pills and be done with it
i’ll stick with my morning regular brew and the 6 cups after it each day

either way,he isnt funny,and he needs to stop getting paid to make the same damn show with 3 different titles.

hubba hubba

I’m 6’3, my wife is 4’11. Taking pictures together is an Odyssey

Step 1: Start typing “usual”
Step 2: Let auto correct kick in and suggest it.
Step 3: Hit enter

It was a convenience store setup first,then they added gas stations with the stores (aka super wawas). Stop calling it a gas station!