All you ever want to do is drink and watch TV,
frankly that thing doesn't really interest me.
I swear I'm going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood
if you don't stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating
since the d...
Before the McGriddle was preaching brotherly love among breakfast foodstuffs, there was the proud voice of Aunt Jemima preaching unity among the bacons and pancakes of the kitchen table. Just found tomorrow’s breakfast.
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