Response to 7 Reasons Why People Hate Gwyneth Paltrow:
Thing is, if she were putting herself out there as some sort of blunt, opinionated, devil-may-care juggernaut — it’d be kinda cool. If she were, say,aJanean Garafalo oraChelsea Handler or something. But her pretention contrasts clumsily with her asshole-ish statements. She’s too wannabe classy to be funny, and too generalizing and insensitive to be that elevated human she’s trying to be.