North Korea’s Tweets Are Like Bad Indie Rock Lyrics

Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea’s Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl.

Tee martial arts from the puppet traitor apology apology does not even want what the bastard, we will get rid of them all without…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

…the costly http://t.co/A5ROAHCR53

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

Dead march as the United States and the puppet stands hollering "stand" provocative book called apoptosis disastrous, not only will…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

We are not afraid to give up the choices for themselves and tall and walked his way to the pressure of the enemy. http://t.co/SkhK5x04hN

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

Hot spot is an area of ​​the world's nuclear powder keg without difference or resulting from a nuclear war in the Korean Peninsula will be…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

Provocation of the hole, rolling eyeball recessed brutal jackals like a hungry jaebit Blue House doorstep perched aiming arc-optical…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

…puppet traitors and collaborators of the liquidation will be removed. http://t.co/C9q67tDAMr

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

Squeeze the Japanese reactionaries another land, my land, water, or fire, you do not know him the H. Come on, I'm going to beat the sheer…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

…can not even imagine the devastation. http://t.co/ZpLpSgi6cu

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

…matter how not him in person. http://t.co/ZNu2asvhTi

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

Deterrent Masturbation jeokhaek will continue to strengthen in every way those who say even if we only enemies umjjeok When preemptive…

— uriminzok_engl (@North Korea English)

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