North Korea’s Tweets Are Like Bad Indie Rock Lyrics

Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea’s Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl. posted on

Rough tongue, the floor is going to bat coming Hongduke Toothpaste nolrimyeo us a flagrant provocation, the puppet will be asked to pay for…

Puppet then to turn their life more valuable to our institution with dignity challenge jilgeot death outside that carefully know.…

This genus tears young people head in the sea, such as saengtte jwiyeo jjamyeo rimyeongbak iniquity hidden tricks, no amount of trying, no…

Tee martial arts from the puppet traitor apology apology does not even want what the bastard, we will get rid of them all without…

Dead march as the United States and the puppet stands hollering "stand" provocative book called apoptosis disastrous, not only will…

We are not afraid to give up the choices for themselves and tall and walked his way to the pressure of the enemy. goo.gl/Myk0k" target="_blank">http://t.co/SkhK5x04hN">goo.gl/Myk0k

Hot spot is an area of ​​the world's nuclear powder keg without difference or resulting from a nuclear war in the Korean Peninsula will be…

Provocation of the hole, rolling eyeball recessed brutal jackals like a hungry jaebit Blue House doorstep perched aiming arc-optical…

…puppet traitors and collaborators of the liquidation will be removed. goo.gl/Kd2aG" target="_blank">http://t.co/C9q67tDAMr">goo.gl/Kd2aG

Squeeze the Japanese reactionaries another land, my land, water, or fire, you do not know him the H. Come on, I'm going to beat the sheer…

…can not even imagine the devastation. goo.gl/pazih" target="_blank">http://t.co/ZpLpSgi6cu">goo.gl/pazih

…matter how not him in person. goo.gl/tsR9E" target="_blank">http://t.co/ZNu2asvhTi">goo.gl/tsR9E

Deterrent Masturbation jeokhaek will continue to strengthen in every way those who say even if we only enemies umjjeok When preemptive…

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