Eight Extremely Witty Famous Last Words

Ask yourself: Before you die, will your last statement be a quality quip?

1.

~ Oscar Wilde

2.

~ Charlie Chaplin, to a priest reading him his last rites who said “may the lord have mercy on your soul”.

3.

~ Richard Feynham

4.

~ Conrad Hilton, when asked if he had any last words of wisdom.

5.

~ Bob Hope. His wife asked him where he’d like to be buried.

6.

~ Vic Morrow, while filming a challenging scene for “Twilight Zone: The Movie” with a helicopter. The helicopter lost control, and fell on the actors.

7.

~ Jack Soo. In reference to the running gag of his character Nick Yemana from the TV show Barney Miller. On the show, he had a reputation for making horrible coffee.

8.

~ Humphrey Bogart