Defend Your Super Bowl Pick In Five Words

    With the NFL playoffs starting this weekend, I asked some of sports blogging and social media's elite to give me their pick for Super Bowl champion, and defend it in five words. The term "unstoppable" is used to describe at least two teams in this post - also, the pythagorean theorem is referenced.

    WHY WILL THE PACKERS REPEAT?

    "Aaron Rodgers is unstoppable. (Word.)"

    "Aaron Rodgers > Tom Brady"

    "Rodgers is this generation's Montana."

    "Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews"

    "Big Ben's wheel's really hurt."

    "Charles Woodson wins another MVP."

    "TWO WORDS BABY: AARON RODGERS"

    WHY ARE YOU PICKING THE SAINTS?

    "Their offense has looked unstoppable."

    "Because 5,476 passing yards"

    " Drew Brees is slingin' it!"

    "Because Drew Brees is unstoppable"

    "Two words: Drew Brees."

    "Easy-Breesy. Pack NO beat twice.

    "Most complete team in postseason"

    "The Pythagorean Theorem don't lie."

    "Drew Brees just can't lose"

    "Brees is NFL's top QB"

    FIVE WORDS WHY YOU THINK IT'LL BE TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS, PLEASE...

    "Tom Brady plus bill belichick"

    "Because Tom Brady deserves it."

    "Yates, Dalton, Flacco and Tebow."

    "Tom Brady is a god"

    "Christ, what a boring answer."

    IS ANYONE PICKING THE 49ERS??!!

    "Alex Smith ain't no bust!"

    "Comedy: Alex Smith, Superbowl Champion"

    WHY MIGHT THE RAVENS WIN IT ALL?

    "Best defense in the league"

    "Flacco's eyebrow holds mystic powers."

    "I am from Baltimore, motherf*cker."

    ...OR THE BENGALS?

    "Who dey raising the trophy"

    ONE REASON, FIVE WORDS WHY THE TEXANS COULD BE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS...

    "Fourth string quarterbacks are awesome."

    WHAT ABOUT THE GIANTS?

    "2007-08 Flashbacks"

    "Sternest, most Jesuitical coach wins."

    CAN THE LIONS REALLY WIN?

    "Ndamukong Suh eats babies"

    FINALLY, FIVE WORDS WHY TEBOW AND THE BRONCOS ARE WORTH BELIEVING IN...

    "Tim Tebow. God. Tim Tebow."