Craigslist Ad: Please Teach Me About Football!!!

This Brooklynite’s plan to learn “quarterbacks” and “linebackers” in a week leading up to the Super Bowl seems far fetched, but I’m willing to take up the task. Stop by BuzzFeed HQ tomorrow - no earlier than 11 am - and bring $500 cash. posted on January 26, 2012 at 5:09pm EST

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taraist a year ago

football sucks. stay home and have sex with your girlfriend. everyone wins.
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Quick question. You’re so uncomfortable with the ex-boyfriend that you felt the need to lie and you can’t just tell him you lied (i.e. you are competing with him). Why are you going to the EX-boyfriends house? Stop letting that chick use you to fulfill her boys-fighting-over-me fantasies.
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Just say you played Canadian Football…
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This guy is an idiot.
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Sounds like the gf knows a thing or two about playing tight end, why not ask her?
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Desperation never sounded so sweet.
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Or just go and say you were kidding… maybe save yourself $500? Idiot.
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Beginning of a National Lampoon movie…
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