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5 Worst Places To Get A Blow Job
Some would say that there is no such thing as a bad place to get a blow job, and most of the time, we would have a tendency to agree with that. Yet, upon looking back on some of the experiences that have made us who we are today, we quickly discovered several incidents in which we learned that there are in fact several bad places to get blown. Here are five of them:
10 CRAZIEST STRIP CLUB MOMENTS IN HISTORY
What we know as the modern day strip club really started to gain popularity at the end of World War II, and ever since then the combination of booze and strippers has sort of become synonymous with post-Babylonian culture; a sexual haven for the common man who’s looking for cheap thrills, a dollar at a time. The reputation strip clubs have earned is due in part to their tendency toward controversy; they are often the target of litigation, a haven for organized crime and a plethora of other scandal. Drama breeds rapidly in whiskey conditions, and spawns both heretics and lunatics under strobe lights. Don’t get us wrong, this is great; it provides us with a steady stream of seedy, bizzaro folklore. Here are ten of the craziest strip bar stories we’ve heard:
Cooking for Kat – Husband Mike Adams Makes Cooking a Charm not a Chore
When Kat Mykals and I started dating she was living on fast food, frozen pizza, and a small variety of modern day TV dinners. I wasn’t eating any better. Even though I enjoy cooking, I had no way of doing it at the time. I was living in a small Downtown apartment where the kitchen consisted of a dorm room style mini-fridge and a pink microwave!
How To Not Look Like An Idiot On St. Patrick’s Day – Go German!
The Irish would rather be caught dead than be caught drinking green beer!
Top 5 Reasons Why Most Americans Would Rather OCCUPY a Liquor Store Instead of Wall Street
Mike Adams, Author of Toilet Bowl Soup, lists why he believes most Americans would rather Occupy a Liquor Store instead of Wall Street. www.toiletbowlsoup.com
Scalping Concert Tickets for Beer and Cocaine
Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, sits outside Pops Concert Venue in Sauget, Il. and delivers some insight on being a concrete lifeguard, scalping tickets, and the definition of the word cabaret... BIOGRAPHY Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled "Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America", selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.
Scalping Tickets for Beer and Cocaine
Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, sits outside Pops Concert Venue in Sauget, Il. and delivers some insight on being a concrete lifeguard, scalping tickets, and the definition of the word cabaret... BIOGRAPHY Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled "Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America", selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.
Goats in Lingerie and Ball Gags
Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, reads his short story about goats in lingerie and ball gags. Biography Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled “Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America”, selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.
Wild Eye Turkey & the Peanut Butter Lady
Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, reads a short story "Wild Eye Turkey & the Peanut Butter Lady. Biography Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled “Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America”, selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.
STD's, Rubber Mallets, and the Perils of Not Wearing Underwear
Mike Adams, author of Toilet Bowl Soup, talks about STD's, rubber mallets, and the perils of not wearing underwear. Biography Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie, a mutt breed of surrealism and violence, a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. Adams isn’t some uppity velvet hipster publishing dead horse vomit on the perils of love, terminal cancer, or vampires. He’s not going try to impress you with an extensive vocabulary or a goddamn fedora… And no, Adams doesn’t write poetry and he damn sure doesn’t want to read yours! In May of 2007 he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled “Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America”, selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. With an America tour under his belt, Adams’ book has been well on its way to achieving cult-classic status, attracting both traditional literary minds as well as non-traditional readers with its absurd and immoral content. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films “Watch Out”, Phone Sex”, “Wamego: Ultimatum”, and “Trust Me”. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” staring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen. After a good old fashion trip to rehab last year, Adams has resurfaced in 2011 with his second installment of the Toilet Bowl Soup series entitled The Holy Sh*t. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he claims to be more of a drinker than a writer. Yet, he does continue to document his deviant tales every chance he gets. Legend has it that if you drive by his house just after sundown, you might catch him during a flashback, sitting on his rooftop screaming at the top of his lungs, simply waiting for the time to come when he can finally rest in peace.