1.
You know music better than anyone else...
2.
Your palette is both balanced and refined...
3.
You're kind of obsessed with wine...
4.
And mildly addicted to bubbles...
5.
Because who else can work a 'stache named Patrick?
6.
Or pull off the other Patrick?
8.
You too believe in the power of pie.
9.
You always crave a good cuddle puddle.
10.
One word: goldilocks.
13.
When times are rough, you always know just what to say...
14.
Really, your talents know no bounds.
15.
Most of all, you have a way of making me feel like this.
16.
For the other 127 reasons...