You know Woodstock, Snoopy's avian sidekick?
Yeah, he's pretty cute and all. What's not to love about a tiny yellow bird especially when he's wearing tiny little bird clothes?
But let's take it back to Thanksgiving of 1973.
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is a classic. And Woodstock is as charming as ever in his little pilgrim outfit.
If you've watched it to the end, you'll remember Snoopy and Woodstock having a Thanksgiving feast of their own.
And boy, was Woodstock fucking pumped to eat that turkey.
BUT WAIT, turkey is a bird just like Woodstock and Woodstock don't give a fuckkkkkk.
That's right, Woodstock is a bloodthirsty cannibal.
Happy Thanksgiving!
