What's Your Most Embarrassing Fart Story?

    "You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to." — Louis C.K

    Farting is a completely normal bodily function.

    But sometimes, those pesky farts make themselves known at a less than convenient time.

    Maybe you cut the cheese in the midst of a first date.

    Maybe you let one slip on public transportation.

    Or worst of all, you over-trusted a fart.

    Whether it was silent but deadly...

    ...or very audible and very deadly...

    ...we want to hear about it!

    This is a judgment-free zone. So don't be shy, and share your embarrassing fart story in the comments below!