1. "I wish I could have slept in today, but noooo, I have to graduate."
2. "Are you sure this cap and gown is on right?"
3. "How 'bout we skip it? They mail the diploma anyway."
4. "I guess if I made it through finals, I can make it through today. I MEAN, I GUESS."
5. "PSH, who even are these other dogs? Were we really in the same class?"
6. "Yay, I love sitting for four hours straight..."
7. "This cap only stays on if I angle my head like this."
8. "Someone pass me a program so I can fan myself."
9. "OMG this is so boring."
10. "I think I see my mom and dad! HEY, OVER HERE! SAVE MEEEE."
11. "Well while we're just sittin' here, might as well take a selfie."
12. "Can't. Keep. Eyes. Open."
13. "Oh man, I'm so hungry."
14. "IT'S ABOUT TIME WE START LINING UP."
15. "Please don't mess up my name. It's really not that hard."
16. "My family better be prepared with the airhorn."
17. "There are dogs rooting for me to trip and I will not allow it."
18. "Stage presence: Nailed it."
19. "Fake smile: On point."
20. "I DID IT. LET'S BUST OUTTA HERE."
21. "Oh wait, there are more names."
22. "OK NOW IT'S OVER. TIME TO FIND THE 'RENTS."
23. "Finally get to show off my new dress I was hiding under that ugly gown."
24. "OK. Please no more pictures."
25. "LUNCH: YOU ARE EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF AND MORE."
26. "What a day. Now there's only one thing left to do..."
