1. "What do you mean I'm too old for a pacifier?"
2. "A true gentleman uses a pacifier with a mustache."
3. "Of course I didn't steal it from the baby...I found it."
4. "It's the perfect accessory if you ask me!"
5. "All I need in this life of sin is me and my binky."
6. "She totally copied my look."
7. "I don't know what it is, but it feels great on my teeth!"
8. "Aw yeah, that's the spot."
9. "I'm not goin' anywhere without my pacifier."
10. "Oh, this? The baby gave it to me. I swear."
11. "Oh, whadda you know? I kinda like this thing."
12. "All the cool pups at the park have pacifiers."
13. "I found it in the woods, so I'm keepin' it!"
14. "This is my binky! Get your own!"
15. "I don't go to bed without it ever."
16. "A pacifier and a good ear rub? I'll be out in no time."
17. 💤💤💤
