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    19 American Girl Dolls Who Are Definitely Cold-Blooded Killers

    Oh girls, they just want to have fun.

    1. "If I look dead behind the eyes, it's because I am."

    2. "For now this pig is my friend. In a couple of months he'll be my breakfast."

    3. "My hobbies include sword fighting and watching you sleep."

    4. "Trust me, she had it coming."

    5. "You don't wanna know how many nuts I've cracked with this."

    6. "You like pie, fuckboy?"

    7. "Welcome to my Pink Room of Pain."

    8. "I usually bury the bodies back here."

    9. "This bitch will pay for this later."

    10. "This is the album I keep photos of my victims in."

    11. "Drinking helps me forget all the terrible things I've done to people. Even if they deserved it."

    12. "With a wave of my hand this bear will demolish any living creature within 30 yards."

    13. "Let's play a game: One of these slices has poison in it."

    14. "Listening to Halloween sound effects really gets me in the mood."

    15. "Intense? Me? Nah."

    16. "Oh, I'm definitely a nightmare dressed as a daydream."

    17. "This is usually what we wear before we spill the blood of the innocent."

    18. "I love the snow. It's cold just like my empty heart."

    19. "As the great Shaggy once said, 'It wasn't me.'"