Good for her but the awards are so shallow she'll never win.

Umm why would we want to investigate old lady boobs. I guess they'll try anything…

I don't get it.

Are you serious? Watching someone cleaning?

Hey thanks for making fun of my religion! I find it hear-warming when people do that.

I'm sorry but after reading the first sentence, which includes a Grade 2 level grammar error btw, I lost all ambition to read this essay.