1. When outlining what you are looking for in a life partner, a sixteen (double-paged) 'Wife Project' questionnaire cannot be described as concise.
2. Planning your daily routine down to the second rarely leaves time for spontaneity.
3. When identifying a woman in a room, describing her as 'overweight' is not an improvement on 'fat'.
4. When a woman tells you she hasn't had sex in six weeks and wants to buy you a drink, she's not concerned you may be thirsty.
5. When a restaurant requires you wear 'a jacket', a Gore-Tex cycling jacket isn't suitable.
6. When learning to dance, it's important to learn the steps along with the music.
7. Practising sexual positions with the help of a department skeleton is not advised in the academic workplace.
8. When a woman wants to know if you find her attractive, she does not want to hear that you 'haven't really noticed.'
9. Feelings cannot always be explained by logic.
10. Sometimes you don't find love, love finds you.
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