I can't understand the sentence you wrote. :)

I think you mean “you're.”

Personally, I'm a tad sick of talent show opera singers. This lady is, what, like the fifth in the last couple of years?

“Vienna” in the description should be the give away here, not the lack of English.

Two, actually

“Closed ports” is a reference to that virus game (infector?), right?

You apparently don't understand the meaning of “ironic.”