10 Things You'll Learn Dating An Asian Girl

Are you using the metal spoon to get rice out of the rice cooker? I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS?!

1. Chopsticks Are the Superior Cooking Utensil

God help you if she ever catches you using metal utensils of any kind to cook.

You must keep the Teflon intact!

2. Punishment = Hours in Front of the Buddhist Shrine

Being grounded is no fun, but neither is standing in front of a Buddhist shrine for hours on end. That's what you get for lying about your Friday night.

3. Shoes Off in the House, Every House

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4. Schools Matter

Community college? That only exists on TV, right?

5. How to Combat the Asian Glow

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6. Rice is Never Optional

7. Nothing Bridges a Language Gap Like Eating Chicken Feet

You can't understand grandma? You talk too fast for uncle? No problem! Just eat some chicken feet and watch everyone smile and laugh at your awesomeness.

8. Brunch = Dim Sum

You want a glass of water? Here, I'll pour you some tea.

9. You're Taller Than You Think

Six feet feels like forever.

10. Not All Rice Cookers Are Created Equal

I think we're missing a few settings...and a steam function.