Homer- Moe, I’ve got a friend named Joey… Joe Joe Junior… Shabadoo.
Moe- That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.(guy runs out crying)
Barney- Wait! Joey Joe Joe! Homer sings- Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay. Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -then Lisa walked in Homer reads a speech on his hand- Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Homer later bumps into Mindy but his palm was sweating and the writing is messy, but he still tried to read the speech- Murphy… You are an elf… Uncontrollably… Homer singing- Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from workey.