2.
When the spirit of Nicki Minaj compels you to write a beautiful poem:
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This lotion is so pious:
9.
Was it well-seasoned, ma'am?
12.
The perfect example of an annoying couple:
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Look at this discriminating pup:
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When bae says come over:
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Seriously, pizza is great at any time:
16.
This looks like the shaft of a peni— *loses signal*
17.
No, sorry, I can't right now. Maybe another time, dearest cephalopod?
18.
Why can't friends get along?
19.
Science is amazing. Fitting planets into plastic bottles. What will they think of next?
20.
This is why you should try not to sniff anyone's anal cavity:
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Can't we just be happy?! We already can't have bacon anymore!
26.
Please cast August Alsina in the next Disney movie as a villain.
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We've all done it, tbh:
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You can do whatever you want on YOUR social media accounts:
30.
What Drake was really talking about in "Hotline Bling":
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And finally, this absolute gem: