The fresh air. Can’t beat it.
Bless this post.
I’d recommend The Cat in The Hat. It’s not a well known book, but I love it.
So true. Haha
She actually is, though. Did you watch until the end of the film?
You are the man, the myth, and the legend himself: the one and only Saul Goodman. You have a knack for navigating the underworld, an underappreciated and by no means easy skill set. With connections like yours, there’s not a problem in existence that you can’t solve. And you probably have one hell of a shirt and tie collection. What you lack in hair, you make up for in cold, hard cash. Better call YOU.
You got: Pure Uncut Heisenberg
Not only are you the best at what you do (how many people can say that?), but nobody would even dream of challenging your authority. You have raised the bar for quality, set new standards for purity, and facilitated the downfall of all of your competitors. Your name is the stuff of legend; people aren’t even sure you actually exist. One thing is for sure: people will remember your name for generations to come.
I know. My mistake. Thanks for pointing it out! =)
Sorry. Thanks for pointing it out! =)
This post is hilarious as hell. <3
Happy Birthday!! <3
I love when she said, “Never drop dat alcahal!!” <3 her.
Never drop that alcohol!
<3 <3 <3
This is a phenomenal post. Michelle Pfeiffer is the best Catwoman. <3
This was beautiful, Summer.
A very popular singer.
Glad that the Spotify playlist begins with Mariah. Good job, Michelle. #bless
One question: Do you think “A Christmas Story” is overrated?
Mariah and Wale’s “You Don’t Know What To Do” didn’t even make the list?
I would like for mine to say: “Bitch, you guessed it!”
Thanks so much. It’s fixed.
Thank you! I’ve fixed it.
THE DEAD TURKEY FARTED.
I literally still want someone to pour GC-161 all over me.
Please do Mariah, aka the greatest singer to ever grace the Earth!
Steve Urkel, Luther Vandross, Bobby Brown - go!
The last song I played in iTunes was “Thirsty” by Mariah Carey. Funniest lyric: “Best thing that happened to your ass was me / Pull down them Tom Fords, and act like you see.” BECAUSE I AM SO SLEPT ON.
Loved this. I actually closed my gap before I started at BuzzFeed. Was never comfy with it. :/
An app that tells you who bae is. Would make the bae game easier to play.
How Nosy Are You? You’ve done 41 out of 62 nosy deeds!
You are a mid-level snoop. You’re not out there with night-vision goggles, and your skill for gossip is passing, but not extensive. You haven’t been caught looking where you shouldn’t — yet
It’s cool how they found the same dog.
Probably not having a DONK. NOT BEING A MARIAH FAN. NOT LOVING CHEESE. NOT KNOWING MY NAME. HURTING ME.