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What Should You Name Your Butt?

You should call your butt the "Succulent Pound Cake" booty because it's not too big, and it's not too small. It's just right. Flaunt that sweet, tasty pound cake.

The Succulent Pound Cake 

You should call your booty the "Boom Boom Belinda" because it's meant to move in any direction it pleases. Your booty has to do the Harlem Shake whenever there's a hot beat thumping.

The Boom Boom Belinda 

You should call your booty the "Marvelous Massive Boulder," mainly because of it's incredible size. Be proud to call your donkey booty a boulder because not everyone has that privilege.

The Marvelous Massive Boulder 

Your butt has been christened the "Delicate Delicious Dimple" because of the cute little impressions on its surface. And, to make you feel even better, folks with the dimpled butt are the best twerkers.

The Delicate Delicious Dimple 

You should call your butt a "Bodacious Blimp Booty" because it's so massive that people can probably see it from a mile away, which is a great thing. Matter of fact, you could probably fly somewhere just using your butt.

The Bodacious Blimp Booty 

Being able to call your booty the "Flatulence Whisperer" is one of the greatest honors any human could ever hope to claim. The booty is so big that farts can barely make it out. Go forth and prosper with your ample, gas-stifling, legendary buttocks.

The Flatulence Whisperer 

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