1. How does it feel to be a part of the most loathed house at Hogwarts?
2. Do you ever secretly wish you were a Gryffindor?
3. Are you proud of the reputation your house has in the school?
4. Do you honestly believe the teachings of Salazar Slytherin? The whole pureblood thing.
5. Could someone tell Millicent Bulstrode to stop spreading cat hairs everywhere?
6. Does it bother you that, like, 99 percent of the world believes Gryffindor is the best house?
7. Although not all Slytherins are terrible, do you ever feel weird knowing that your crest was named after one of the most hated creatures of all time?
8. Does it make you feel weird that Malfoy, your Quidditch seeker, had to buy his way on to the team?
9. On a scale from one to 10, how mad were you all when Dumbledore awarded Gryffindor the House Cup after the whole Philosopher's Stone thing?
10. Do you feel a little weird knowing that some of your parents are Death Eaters?!
11. Could one of you notify Blaise Zabini to drop by the Gryffindor common room one day? He's cute.
12. Does it suck that your common room is located in the dungeons?
13. Are you guys ever astonished by how dim Crabbe and Goyle are?
14. Harry was definitely the winner of the duel between him and Malfoy in year two, right?
15. Do you all ever make friends with people in other Hogwarts houses?
16. Is it annoying that the most popular person who ever lived is a Gryffindor?
17. And finally, if you could be sorted again, would you ask the Sorting Hat to be a Gryffindor?
