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What's The Best Kind Of Penis For You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

You deserve an old penis, a penis that was around during peak Byzantine Empire would be preferable.

An Ancient Penis

You deserve a penis that's so glamorous it doesn't have to be retouched when you take photos with it.

A Glamorous Penis

You deserve a penis that's chill AF. #ChillPeens2015

An Easygoing Penis

You deserve a penis that's cunning, amirite?!

A Clever Penis

You deserve a penis that coos, kind of like a dove. Yes.

A Cooing Penis

You deserve a miniature penis because it would be the cutest!

A Teeny-Tiny Penis

You deserve a penis that acts as a self-lubricant. Wait...maybe they do that already? No matter — you deserve it!

A Greasy Penis

You deserve a penis so beautiful and big that it would be dubbed the 8th Wonder of The World.

A Colossal Penis

You deserve a penis with a phenomenal voice; penis that can perform "Rigoletto" is the penis for you.

A Melodic Penis

You deserve a contemplative penis, a penis that will think before it speaks.

A Pensive Penis

You deserve a penis with a unique shape, a penis that can explore every nook and cranny of your personality.

A Curved Penis

You deserve a penis that's generally in a good mood, a penis that feels good to be around.

A Happy Penis

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What's The Best Kind Of Penis For You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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