1. This cat who really just wants a gentle massage.
Too much twerking can make your muscles sore.
2. This cat who couldn’t remember which bed he wanted to sleep in.
So let’s try out both, eh?
3. This cat who decided it was more convenient to sleep on top of his food.
Because he’ll have easier access to breakfast when he wakes.
5. This cat who was going to get up and have a productive morning.
But later said, “Yeah, let’s not.”
6. This cat who saw some crazy shit this weekend.
And he’s still paralyzed by it all.
8. This cat who didn’t have anyone to hold his hair as he barfed.
9. This adorable kitty who probably went out for the first time this weekend.
The newbie tried to hang.
10. This cat who plans on not doing one damn thing today.
12. This guy is sleeping, but he’s obviously still on the dance floor in his dreams.
13. This cat that needs someone else to physically move her to her destination.
“I’m so sorry, human, I’ll never be this wild again!”
15. This cat failing to get the attention of his best friend.
“Dude, where are we!?”
18. This cat who recoils when asked, “So what did you do last night?”
He’s not telling you anything.